Talent lineup announced for this weekend’s Jack E. Jett radio show

* Randy Soffer, inventor of the Bumper Dumper, a device that fits on the back of your vehicle so you can go number two on (or off) Highway 1.

* Orly Taitz, spokesperson for the birther movement (and Eva Gabor look-alike). A perfect follow-up to the inventor of the Bumper Dumper (says Jack).

* Dennis Hof, operator of the Moonlight BunnyRanch brothel in Nevada and occasional TV personality.

* The Amazing Kreskin, master mentalist -- which must be a pretty tall order at his advanced age. According to Jack, he's also a "right-wing chatterhead." So maybe he can intuit who the next leader of the Republican party will be.

* Mike Judge, writer/director of the new soon-to-be-released film Extract, which is kind of a companion piece to Office Space, but viewing things from Management's point of view. ('Course, we're talking a totally different office this go-round.)

* Julie Newmar, erstwhile catperson and proud holder of the title of the only such portrayer to have a film named after her.

* Pastor Steven L. Anderson, who publicly states (and prays!) that he wishes President Barack Obama, homosexuals, and other select-men and -women, dead. (Now, there's a Christian attitude for ya.) I can't print here what Jack tells me he'd like to do to the good pastor -- just use your imagination.

* The Barbi Twins, whose appearances in the pages of Playboy probably overshadow their co-authorship of the book about their travails in overcoming bulemia.