Thursday, February 5, 2009 , Updated 11:19 a.m., March 19, 2009
UPDATED: Panty-raid moves from Mockingbird Station Victoria’s Secret to Hurst
Police hope to catch the crooks panty-headed.
And yes, it's a repeat offense.
On Wednesday, an undisclosed number of thieves stole around 75 pairs of panties from the Victoria Secret store at Mockingbird Station just before 8 p.m. The loot costs the store about $1000 in sales.
According to the linked story, the thieves were "professionals" in that they were able to exit the store without setting off the alarm, despite security sensors attached to all the wears. These are hardly the doofus frat boys depicted in 80s teen movies.
UPDATE: The panty-raid moves to Victoria's Secret in the North East Mall in Hurst, where thieves made off with $3,400 in merchandise last week. Read the link to catch not one, but TWO, underwear-related puns from the FWST's Domingo Ramirez.
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alexander troup, says:
Its the strippers on strike and they have to fight the S.M.U Coeds at night...then again it could be Dirty Dan the lace pervert, out on a sniff of new stock...A/T, Rags and lace come under coeds taste.
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Pavel Lishin, says:
So what now, they're going to drive around in a white van trying to sell panties?
I don't see many takers.
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Collin Gouldin, says:
Phase 1: Get underpants<br> Phase 2: ?<br> Phase 3: Profit!
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Ashley Lyell, says:
I would say they'd probably try to return them to other stores for cash, but I'm pretty sure Victoria's Secret just gives you gift cards for returns without receipts. Also, I love that $1000 only got them 75 pairs.
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DC, says:
How does this cost them $1000 when every month it seems I'm getting one of those Angel's Free Panty coupons? Of course if the underpants thieves are size selective, it could explain why there's only like 3 pairs under size XL on those tables. Besides, at that location the stuff looks like it's been returned. Actually, I have no interest whatsoever in knowing how this could cost $1000. Resume being gloomy or enjoy this:
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CitizenKane, says:
Thank you DC for posting....oh how I yearn for the glitz and galm of the Bush years. This whole Obama austerity program is boring.
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jtmbls, says:
People still wear panties?
Dig the new picture of Travis Bush! Sweet!
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alexander troup, says:
That is Travis Bush when hes sober...monkey bean....A/T. Victoria secrets observer
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Travis Bush, says:
yes, way before my panty fix...
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DC, says:
Yeah, CK, you can thank GWB for making this come true:
http://eagle.la.asu.edu/hester/bush_n...
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alexander troup, says:
Did you enjoy the lace straps ..Travis, they have oil of Paris on them....A/T, Somthings can be healing to a man's Psychie.
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