Saturday, January 3, 2009
Stone-Cold NFL Peglocks of the Week: Ditzy Starlets Edition
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It's playoff time in the NFL, and that can only mean one thing: 100% accurate predictions from our sage staff of supreme seers. Every week, Justin Smith, Chris Curotulo, Mike Bullock and Todd Maternowski take the impossible by the throat and churn out stunningly spot-on picks. The playoffs will be no different.
Chris "won" the regular season, in much the same way that the New England Patriots "won" the regular season last year. Come playoff time, however, all records go out the window: twelve teams enter, one team leaves. To help you readers make sense of this extraordinary time in NFL history, we have invited a crop of NFL experts to give us their insider commentary. This week features a very special guest appearance from regular Pegnews contributors Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.
Lindsay Lohan: "Huh?"
Kim Kardashian: "What?"
Paris Hilton: "That's fart."
Kim Kardashian: "Go Reggie!!"
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