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Monday, January 5, 2009

Fashionable male robs Plano Bank of America

The suspect paired a checked scarf with a flat front leather jacket to make this robbery fabulous.

Plano PD

The suspect paired a checked scarf with a flat front leather jacket to make this robbery fabulous.

On January 5, 2009 at approximately 2:45 p.m., Plano police officers responded to a robbery alarm at the Bank of America in the 7000 block of Independence Parkway.

Upon officers' arrival, it was determined that a white male entered the bank and demanded money from the teller. The teller complied with the suspect's demands and the suspect fled the bank on foot. It is believed that he possibly left the location in a 1999-2004 silver Ford Mustang.

The suspect is described as a white male, approximately 5'8", medium build, dark complexion, with short straight hair, bushy eyebrows, and mustache. He is also wearing a dark-colored jacket with a scarf around his neck.

If you recognize this subject or have information regarding this incident, please notify the Plano Police Department's Tip Line at 972-941-2148.

Source: Plano Police Department



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Jason Rice, says:

I just can't help but feel like I know this guy.

Scott can't see this - teehee

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TLS, says:

Jason - Hilarious!

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jtmbls, says:

Oh! I forgot, he can't see it! Very snazzy!

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Scott Doyle, says:

First of all, I wouldn't rock a scarf unless it's well below freezing. And since I live in TX, that means I don't own a scarf.

Second, I have a web-enabled phone...so anything not viewable from my work desktop can be perused on my 'portable' (as some would call it) if it's worth the effort.

Third, I'm not enough of a douche to confront a teller without something covering my face...much less use an American manu'd vehicle in my escape. It'd have to be a foreign car of some variety to ensure I make it outta there.

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Scott Doyle, says:

Also, I wonder if there's a pattern in banks furthest away from la policia being hit most often...

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Pavel Lishin, says:

Scott: were you out last night? There were icicles everywhere.

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jtmbls, says:

But there weren’t any icicles on his web-enabled phone!

All you had to do was cover half of your face with your scarf and everyone would have been looking for a duck. Or at least Clay would have been looking for a duck.

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Russ Vandeveerdonk, says:

He is middle-eastern, I think. Not white and not hispanic. Looks average, he might be caught in some of the local topless bars today or tommorrow, spending his crooked loot. Or even a nightclub. You know crooks, they are dumb! DPD, FBI hope this tip might help out!

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Scott Doyle, says:

Pavel: I said 'well below freezing'. Some of us actually enjoy the cold during these few days a year. Your countrymen would laugh at you.

This duck don't run! (it waddles hastily)

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luniz, says:

middle eastern is white. And I sure am glad that I don't own a scarf or have a moustache.

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Jason Rice, says:

So I guess there's several things clearing ScoDo.

*Middle-Eastern - nope - Obviously Siamese (Technically Half Siamese, but symmetry aside)
*Scarf - Not to be caught dead (of hypthermia) in
Fashionable - As friggin'* IF

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jtmbls, says:

Who are Pavel’s countrymen?

Yeah Jason, most of this dudes clothes looked fairly new and...well…We know Doyle keeps his shoes for at least 10 years…

Middle Eastern is white? Huh? Whaa???

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Jason Rice, says:

:: Pavel
Elbonian, I presume.

:: shoes
Just glad he wears some.

::Middle Eastern is white? Huh? Whaa???
Yeah, I wanted to warn luniz not to flush away that valuable "other" status just yet.

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Scott Doyle, says:

jtm, I should be so lucky. Only 2 yrs to go for a full decade on the Shox! Luckily, guy style doesn't fluctuate too much for the straights (who aren't metro or simply a douchebag).

Depends if they're full or halfies, imo - I dated a girl who was half Saudi and people mistook her for a Mexican all the time.

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luniz, says:

other is not a legal status iirc. you're one of the 5, or not answering. the only place middle eastern is a legal status is fbi wanted posters.

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Jason Rice, says:

Luniz - Still?

Man I thought we were back at war with Eastasia already. Man, I hope they don't drag it out so it's another Oceana campaign in winter. Those suck.

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ch0, says:

BOY I TELL YEW WUT - THAT THARS A MEXCAN AYRAB IF I EVER SAW WUN IN MAH LIFE!

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Travis Bush, says:

Looks like a Cho to me!

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Say, says:

"Also, I wonder if there's a pattern in banks furthest away from la policia being hit most often... "

That bank is actually a 30 second drive from a police station. There is one on the same street as it.

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