It's playoff time in the NFL, and that can only mean one thing: 100% accurate predictions from our sage staff of supreme seers. Every week, Justin Smith, Chris Curotulo, Mike Bullock and Todd Maternowski take the impossible by the throat and churn out stunningly spot-on picks. The playoffs will be no different.
The NFL Wildcard Playoffs: Stuff You Could Easily Do If You'd Just Stayed in High School
Chris "won" the regular season, in much the same way that the New England Patriots "won" the regular season last year. Come playoff time, however, all records go out the window: twelve teams enter, one team leaves. To help you readers make sense of this extraordinary time in NFL history, we have invited a crop of NFL experts to give us their insider commentary. This week features a very special guest appearance from regular Pegnews contributors Shaquille O'Neal, Dan Marino and Barry Bonds.
Barry Bonds: "NFL wildcard weekend? I don't know what you're talking about."
Dan Marino: "(mumbling) Damn country boy from Mississippi....wait, what were we talking about? Oh, yeah, I think that the team that scores the most points over the other one will almost always have the best chance of winning. "
Shaquille O'Neal: "Baltimore Ravens, baby!! How's my ass taste, Kerry? KAZAAM!!!"
