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Sunday, January 11, 2009

Bush banter climaxes over passion for mountain bike riding

Local mountain bike trails will get a tad Bushier in a couple weeks.

The headline reads in all caps: "PRESIDENT BUSH'S TRANSITION"

Dude, you're kind of accident pro- I mean, wicked aggressive!
Dude, you're kind of accident pro- I mean, wicked aggressive!

The story is about Dubya's interest in riding on mountain bike trails when he lands in Dallas in T-minus too few days. Seems the interest level is high. He is also, apparently, an "aggressive" cyclist, as the article recounts two accidents he's been involved in whilst riding his bicycle. Not sure if "aggressive" is the term we'd use, but whatever.

The transition to Dallas drama continues. On slate for tomorrow, an in-depth look at whether George and Laura will anticipate one or two scoops of sugar in the coffee that they will soon drink in their new DALLAS HOME! BALLYHOO!

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frankstongal, says:

Best headline ever.

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Jason Rice, says:

Hey, don't you go "misunderestimating" him like people in the press corps were accused of today.

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jtmbls, says:

LINKS! Where are the links??? :-b

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Jason Rice, says:

Magically, the first I could find using the quote was a Brit Daily

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jtmbls, says:

God bless! I will take British reporting over the American press any day.

Not to derail, but speaking of the British press, if you haven’t ever taken the time to watch Britain’s longest running game show Have I Got News For You, check it out on YouTube or www.bbc.co.uk/haveigotnewsforyou/. Informational and completely hilarious (in that British sort of way).

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