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Monday, January 26, 2009

Thief steals mannequin and underwear from Condoms To Go in North Dallas

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— The Condoms To Go store at 17509 Coit Road in North Dallas was burglarized early Monday morning. The thief removed the front glass door and stole a $250 mannequin and $50 worth of underwear. Which at those places is probably like a garter belt and hose. It seems like, given the theft, that they might ought to have stolen some condoms, too.

Posted by T.G.


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Pavel Lishin Verified

Maybe he's building himself a DIY Real Doll?

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Erin Rice Verified

You don't need condoms with a mannequin.

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Collin Gouldin Verified

which is why he didn't steal any.

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

David Gouldin Staff

Oh yeah? Then how did this happen??

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Rawlins Gilliland Verified

See? The thief stole a plastered plastic woman (according to co-worker talking heads) but left the sea of aluring latex behind. So who's going to raise those illegitimate mannequins or treat her abductor’s likely STDs? Such misplaced priorities among today's theiving populace!

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Jason Rice Verified

So is that the "Charlie Alert" that was on all news scrollers today?

Charlie

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Scott Doyle Verified

You don't need condoms with a mannequin.

Guess you're pretty trusting that someone hasn't already gotten ahold of your mannequins!

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Travis Bush Verified

So Scott, I assume you have already dressed/undressed the mannequin, and committed several sexual deviant acts with it. I guess all that remains is for you to tell us what you have named said mannequin.

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Scott Doyle Verified

I deny these wild allegations!

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Travis Bush Verified

You know the only allegation I made was that you were, in fact, going to name it.

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