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Monday, January 26, 2009

Thief steals mannequin and underwear from Condoms To Go in North Dallas

Refraining from writing headline that uses the words "panty raid".

— The Condoms To Go store at 17509 Coit Road in North Dallas was burglarized early Monday morning. The thief removed the front glass door and stole a $250 mannequin and $50 worth of underwear. Which at those places is probably like a garter belt and hose. It seems like, given the theft, that they might ought to have stolen some condoms, too.


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Pavel Lishin, says:

Maybe he's building himself a DIY Real Doll?

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Erin Rice, says:

You don't need condoms with a mannequin.

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Collin Gouldin, says:

which is why he didn't steal any.

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David Gouldin, says:

Oh yeah? Then how did <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/10899777@N02/1547917240/">this</a> happen??

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Rawlins Gilliland, says:

See? The thief stole a plastered plastic woman (according to co-worker talking heads) but left the sea of aluring latex behind. So who's going to raise those illegitimate mannequins or treat her abductor’s likely STDs? Such misplaced priorities among today's theiving populace!

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Jason Rice, says:

So is that the "Charlie Alert" that was on all news scrollers today?

Charlie

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Scott Doyle, says:

You don't need condoms with a mannequin.

Guess you're pretty trusting that someone hasn't already gotten ahold of your mannequins!

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Travis Bush, says:

So Scott, I assume you have already dressed/undressed the mannequin, and committed several sexual deviant acts with it. I guess all that remains is for you to tell us what you have named said mannequin.

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Scott Doyle, says:

I deny these wild allegations!

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Travis Bush, says:

You know the only allegation I made was that you were, in fact, going to name it.

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