Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Richardson plant store burglarized by monkey
The owners of Plants and Planters in Richardson say surveillance video of a recent burglary shows a monkey as the culprit. 40 missing plants and some shattered concrete stand as further evidence of the monkey's misdeed. Believing it to be a monkey trained for just such an act, the owner delivered this bon mot: "They need to train him better, especially if he is going to do the big jobs.”
If Planet of the Apes taught us anything, it's that this is just the first step toward worldwide monkey domination.Posted by Alex B.
Jesus Valadez says:
If I were manage to catch him, can I keep him?
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Pavel Lishin says:
If I were to manage to catch him, can I eat him?
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Travis Bush says:
Probably one of jtmbls crew..
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Scott Doyle says:
I'd like to think jtm would be a little better organi-
BAHAHA! Can't even type it with a straight face. =p
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Travis Bush says:
Perhaps it was an initiation into the gang..
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Jason Rice says:
And we thought she was chasing lawyers for the simple pleasure of wrestling them to the ground.
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Travis Bush says:
LOZ! Awesome, Jason..
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jtmbls says:
I'm going to make all of your lives miserable when I rule the world.
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Jason Rice says:
::when I rule the world.
So this is just the warm-up?
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Jesus Valadez says:
jtm, you can't rule the world with me around. All of the dirty secrets would come out.
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jtmbls says:
Yes Jason, just testing my minions. There have been many other operations that have gone unnoticed.
Jesus, we have secrets? Whatever they are I was drunk and Jesus took advantage of me.
Solves that!
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Scott Doyle says:
Space monkeys?
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Travis Bush says:
Um, Valadez..remember the last time you decided the earth couldn't live without teh Jesus?
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Jason Rice says:
::operations that have gone unnoticed.
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2009/...
Pride always comes before a serious wax-out.
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jtmbls says:
Touché
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