Wednesday, March 11, 2009 , Updated
Chuck Norris - president of Texas?
Norris used to believe in America, but no longer.
Chuck Norris apparently wants to be the president of Texas. After joking about it on Fox News, Norris decided to write a whole column about it, saying that the time may come for Texas to secede from the United States "if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state."
Of course, according to ChuckNorrisFacts.com, Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009, so there may not be a need for Texas to secede.
Posted by Alex B.
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Jason Rice, says:
Awesome! (but the write a whole column about it link seems snarfed.)
So, could Plano secede if this larger plan falters?
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Alex Bentley, says:
Link fixed now, Jason.
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Jason Rice, says:
Thanks - but how about the Plano secession movement?
Are these things best handled as - I dunno - a progressive dinner sort of thing or would it be best to just have it catered?
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