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Friday, May 1, 2009

Texas Governor Rick Perry says we shouldn’t be alarmed by his flu-based disaster declaration

Seen one disaster, seen 'em all.

Seen one disaster, seen 'em all.

In the midst of school district closings and event cancellations over the swine flu brouhaha (Gesundheit!), Texas Governor Rick Perry wants people to know that his recent declaration of disaster didn't really mean that they had any cause to worry.

Furthermore, the guv is urging folks to "remain calm," while in the background all state high school and Interscholastic League academic competitions have been suspended or postponed.

(Nothing to worry about here, folks, just move it on along...)

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jtmbls, says:

Is this guy the biggest opportunist on the planet or what?

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7 months ago
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Ken Turetzky, says:

I'm a much bigger opportunist than that idiot.

<a href="http://cli.gs/mpzRrq">Who will be the next weiner -- me, you, or the swine flu?</a>

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Travis Bush, says:

Ken..that is some funny shiite!

And yeah..Rick will take emergency fed money for this, but he doesn't want to take bailout money? What a joke!

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