Cowboys Stadium to ceremoniously open

by PegNews wire

In an opportunity for Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Arlington city officials to look good, a ceremonious ribbon-cutting will be held at Cowboys Stadium today. As everyone knows, the first event at the stadium will be a George Strait/Reba McEntire concert on June 6.

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And the first <b>sporting</b> event will be SOCCER!

Erin Rice Verified

5 months, 4 weeks ago
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June 6, 2009 - True country music fans from all corners of Earth will descend upon Arlington, Texas to participate in the maiden voyage of the USS Cowboy, as she ventures off into outer space in search of a new planet to populate - a Country & Western planet!

ch0 Anonymous

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Ya'll don't let the atmosphere hit your ass on the way out, ya hear?

Pavel Lishin Verified

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Or bottom up when it has a big traffic collide, while it will be one of the biggest hightlights of the year.....drinking and blinking and roaring and 1000 cops...haul ass....Jerry, where are all of thos protable bathrooms going to stay.....my God.......monster alien stadium billions of dollars later....A/T, where will a blind man get to peee.....

alexander troup Verified

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I, for one, welcome our down-home Overlords.

ch0 Anonymous

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Mother of God.

First thought that came to mind was a clip from an entry of the 24-Hour Film Festival that aired tonight...clip involving Jerry Jones smelling like an old Buick made me lol in the theater and again upon reading this. =p