Wednesday, May 27, 2009 , Updated
Cowboys Stadium to ceremoniously open
In an opportunity for Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Arlington city officials to look good, a ceremonious ribbon-cutting will be held at Cowboys Stadium today. As everyone knows, the first event at the stadium will be a George Strait/Reba McEntire concert on June 6.
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Erin Rice, says:
And the first <b>sporting</b> event will be SOCCER!
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ch0, says:
June 6, 2009 - True country music fans from all corners of Earth will descend upon Arlington, Texas to participate in the maiden voyage of the USS Cowboy, as she ventures off into outer space in search of a new planet to populate - a Country & Western planet!
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Pavel Lishin, says:
Ya'll don't let the atmosphere hit your ass on the way out, ya hear?
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alexander troup, says:
Or bottom up when it has a big traffic collide, while it will be one of the biggest hightlights of the year.....drinking and blinking and roaring and 1000 cops...haul ass....Jerry, where are all of thos protable bathrooms going to stay.....my God.......monster alien stadium billions of dollars later....A/T, where will a blind man get to peee.....
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ch0, says:
I, for one, welcome our down-home Overlords.
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Scott Doyle, says:
Mother of God.
First thought that came to mind was a clip from an entry of the 24-Hour Film Festival that aired tonight...clip involving Jerry Jones smelling like an old Buick made me lol in the theater and again upon reading this. =p
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