by Mike Bullock , Todd Maternowski

Experts say you haven't lost enough this year on NFL wagering.

Most print publications have experts picking NFL games every week. Pegasus News, however, is different, in that we have near-flawless methodology in picking teams that will actually win. Our panel of perfect prognosticators -- Todd Maternowski and Mike Bullock -- will bring the pain each and every week.

As an added bonus, we have included three competing methodologies. The first is the return of "Mascot War," in which we discuss which team's actual moniker would win in a pitched battle to the death in the wild. Besides being easily the most controversial aspect of this feature, it will probably also be a constant source of embarrassment as our picks routinely show up.

The second and third methodologies are perhaps equally arcane and mysterious to the average NFL fan. There is the "Occult Pick," in which our experts use the forbidden art of divination to predict each week's winner; and "Fashion War," in which Todd's wife selects each victor based on the relative superiority of each team's uniforms.

Most of these picks need no explanation: However, our panel has provided some commentary (footnotes and indexing to follow) for certain especially difficult-to-pick games.

Todd M: Charger versus Bronco -- HORSEFIGHT!! Which bile-soaked nightmarish steed will win this week's pitched battle to the death? Since both are of roughly equal build and quickness, the victor will be determined by tactics alone. The Bronco, while a formidable bucker, puts up a stout defense but stays primarily in one spot. The Charger, on the other hand, sacrifices precision and defense in favor of dealing massive amounts of damage. Fortune favors the bold, as does the Grim Reaper: The Charger takes a horseshoe to the coconut this week but knocks the Bronco squarely on his deadly tuckus. Charger over Bronco

What do you think?