The X List: 16 top victory tweets from LeBron James

Maybe next year the Mavs can play someone who's actually good at basketball.

As some of you in the DFW area may already know, the Dallas Mavericks were blown off the court in four games as the Miami Heat's inevitable March to Vict--wait, what's that? They --they won? The Championship? Of the basketball NBA? Hey, I was just as surprised as universally-beloved Heat megastar King LeBron James. Which may explain these twitter feeds (or "tweeds" to the twitter-saavy) that he posted following the Heat's fourth loss of the series.

King James ain't care

LeTweet #1: I thought the Finals were best-of-three?

LeTweet #2: Whatev, Dirk. Call me when you've got a Bible named after you. The King Leb Bible.

LeTweet #3: Fans, you're not the only ones who are disappointed. I really thought D-Wade would be better.

LeTweet #4: Who's your favorite person in the sports world and why? Is it me?

LeTweet #5: Hey hataz - I've got more titles than any of yawl. I get them every other week at the DMV.

LeTweet #6: At least I didn't get swept in the Finals this time. And that's a precious memory none of you will be able to take away from me.

LeTweet #7: Where Kobe at? He was supposed to meet us in the Finals.

LeTweet #8: Dallas ain't even that good. They only blew us out that one time in Game 6. Not impressed.

LeTweet #9: Before Game 6 J.J. Barea told me he would do the mambo in my lane. No way I'm getting close to a mambo. More dangerous than a cobra. Saw that on Discovery's Snake Week.

LeTweet #10: I'd rather lose in Miami than win in Cleveland, anyway.

LeTweet #11: D-Wade told me we would be getting more calls. Where the calls at? Answer me that, NBA. Trick question: You caint.

LeTweet #12: Marc Anthony just slapped me and called me a sissy.

LeTweet #13: I hope our two wins carry over to next year's Finals. Don't want that Kobe upstagin' meLOL!

LeTweet #14: I think you guys should be proud of me for holding Terry to only 27 points.

LeTweet #15: We need more white guys in Heat. Er, in the Heat.

LeTweet #16: Don't worry fans - after the lockout I can go to whatever team I want! Just tell me who's gonna win it all in 2013, and I'm there. No need to thank me.