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Monday, August 6, 2012

Mexican food review: Cristina’s in McKinney


Am I doomed to experience nothing but mediocrity?

Dining room at Cristina's in McKinney

Photo by Colette Copeland

Dining room at Cristina's in McKinney

I took my son to Cristina's in McKinney, a few miles away from our chiropractor. Since there were no shortage of Mexican restaurants within a five mile radius, I Googled a bunch to determine which we would choose. Cristina's (in existence since 1989) boasted a combination of Tex-Mex with authentic dishes. I realized that I don't really like Tex-Mex all that much. I don't like lard, the main ingredient of refried beans. Cheese enchiladas with bland ranchero sauce don't excite me.

The interior is beautiful. The server was very attentive, though we went at 5 p.m., when the restaurant wasn't busy. Guac was fresh but kind of bland. Joy of all joys --they had black beans, so my son could order a black bean and cheese burrito. The waiter raved about the black beans. My son inhaled them in 30 seconds and said they were rather bland. He then exhibited a rare, daring food sense of adventure and ordered a beef burrito with queso, which he said was better, but not great.

I wasn't super hungry so I ordered a staple, tortilla soup. Edible, but mediocre. I tend to like my soup with a rich broth. This one was a bit bland, with more of a tomato base and less chicken. I don't like big chunks of things in my soup -- it tells me that the cook was too lazy to chop the red peppers, onions, and chicken (which was a bit stringy).

Sometimes I think writing art criticism has ruined me of ever appreciating art again. Perhaps the same is true for food writing. Am I doomed to experience nothing but mediocrity? One disappointment after another? And since I'm not an official food critic, I have to PAY for all the mediocre food.

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boomtown72, anonymous:

The writing in this review is bland and mediocre.

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mezzetin_subaquatic, anonymous:

cool, cannot wait for yours. when will that be, eh?

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Jason Rice, verified:

Oh, hey...
This is the Groupon Chick
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2012/...

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boomtown72, anonymous:

Haha! Good eye, Jason.

All I'm saying is that based on the website, this restaurant serves different kinds of fish, carne asada, mole, etc...Why would anyone, pro, or amateur, bash an establishment on a bean burrito and chicken soup? When L. Brenner trashes a place, she orders well and visits the place on more than one occasion. Also, she doesn't say in the first paragraph of her reviews things like, "I realized that I don't really like Tex-Mex all that much". Lame. Perhaps, if they were to put more lard in your beans then they wouldn't have been so "bland" (which by the way you used 4 times). Then you would be bitching about how much lard is in the food! I would expect this kind of BS review on Yelp, or some other amateur hour Restaurant Week blog in the DMN. You should stick to what you know, art, perhaps?

Being in the food business for over 20 years, I would not want you in my restaurant so that you can showcase your mediocrity to the rest of Dallas.

I'm not against bad reviews, just the poorly written, and non fact based ones, that are done by an unprofessional that could potentially hurt my business. You should review Burger King, I hear their food is not "bland".

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Jason Rice, verified:

Frankly, Christina's is my very fave.
Aparicio's used to be,but they messed up their liquor license and... well... Plano and not in Legacy, buh-bye.

By the pic, they seem to have mimicked the interior of my favorite of the chain over in Lewisville.

The whole motivation confuses me :

"Well, during my oil change, despite that fact that I hate bratwurst and any form of processed meat, I decided to review Bob's Deli, Expecting a lousy and tepid meal, I consoled myself with the knowledge that my meal and that of my dependent were deductible if I whined about it in a blog."

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doboy78, anonymous:

A Tex-Mex critic who "doesn't really like it all". Find a new job because your reviews lack substance.

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