Local heartthrob Selena Gomez makes AskMen’s list of 99 hottest women

Excuse me, "most desirable women." Apparently that means she's got more than just looks.

Selena Gomez

The Dallas area can be ... proud, I guess? A girl from around here has been deemed to be very good looking and otherwise desirable. Imagine that!

Grand Prairie’s own Selena Gomez, who gained popularity with Wizards of Waverly Place and is known for her relationship with Justin Bieber, ranks #56 on AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women list for 2013. The 20-year-old is noted for her recent shift from singing to acting, nothing that she is “currently cast in seven upcoming films and has even grabbed herself the lead role in six of them.” I won’t lie: I can certainly see the appeal. Gomez is definitely cute.

Who else made the cut? Michelle Obama is (perhaps surprisingly) rather high on the list at #33. Kate Middleton is less surprisingly #25. Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence tops the list at #1, which I think is a respectable choice even if she’s not my personal favorite.

If the list had been written by me, Chuck and Dexter‘s Yvonne Strahovski would be very high on the list, but AskMen couldn’t find room for her at all. So as far as I’m concerned this list is factually inaccurate. Who writes this stuff, anyway? Lists are dumb. They’re lazy and the people who write them are stupid. (P.S. Be sure to check out my list of the top video games to give other this holiday season.)