Thursday Morning Cupcheck - A Dallas Stars Valentine

by Todd Maternowski

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If you don't think the theme to the "Love Boat" is the most romantic song ever, we just can't be friends anymore.

Good morning, hockey fans! Last week we got to know Jaromir Jagr a little more intimately. This week, rather than focus on the Stars' Maginot-like attempt at "defense" last night, we're going to whip out the chocolates, hire the violinist, and put on the Barry White mask and talk about luuuuve. Contrary to what you might hear in hockey circles, "love" is not just a complementary magnetic reaction eliciting a sympathetic neural response in the anterior cingulate cortex resulting the in release of serotonin into the limbic system; rather, it's, like, well, y'know, just, uhh...

Awww, shucks! I'll just hafta let these Dallas Stars Valentines do the splainin' for me.

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