What if Kim Kardashian let a Texan name her and Kanye’s kid?

Just please don't give the child a weird celebrity name.

AP photo/Alan Diaz

Kanye West, left, talks to Kim Kardashian, right, before an NBA basketball game between the Miami Heat and the New York Knicks in December.

“Didn’t she … like … kill her cat this year?” My friend said when she heard the news of Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy.

She’s right. Sort of. Kim Kardashian’s pet kitten Mercy did die this year. But Kim wasn’t to blame (we think).

However, all the fallen feline news was put on the back burner last weekend after reports came through that Kim’s beau, rapper Kanye West, paused his Sunday night concert to say “Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama.” Total Kanye, right?

The Twitterverse went abuzz with the news of the tabloid queen’s pregnancy and before we all knew it, Kimye Jr. was born.

Kimye Jr. (a combination of both the celebs’ names) is the predestined title the Internet has given the yet-to-be-born but already famous zygote. It’s cute, we’ll give them that. But aren’t you a little curious to see what the baby might be named if Kim was a Texan?

If statistics are anything to rely on, odds are Kim’s baby’s name would either be Sophia or Isabella, a far cry from the aforementioned Kimye Jr. (Want to see the top 10 baby girl names for Texans? Click here.)

But what if it’s a boy? In Texas, stats point to either Jacob or Jayden as the most popular name (more baby names here).

Speaking of “Js,” Kanye won’t have to worry about outdoing his best friend and fellow rapper Jay-Z when it comes to naming his child.

Jay-Z’s daughter’s name Blue Ivy was just voted the worst celebrity baby name for a girl in 2012, according to BabyNames.com. Blue Ivy beat out Lukensia (Jillian Michaels and Heidi Rhoades’ daughter) for the worst name, capturing 47 percent of the vote.

Something tells me Jay-Z is all but fazed by the ranking.

Are you ready for nine months of Kardashian krazyness?