This killer Keller abode boasts a natatorium and a special kickback for one lucky realtor

Did somebody say naked Arby's pool party?

Now that is what you call incentive to sell.

KELLER — Do you see what I see? At closing, the buyer’s agent — some lucky, lucky agent – will get an $8 cash bonus and an expired coupon — I’m sorry, this is so exciting it’s capitalized, forgive me – an “Expired Coupon” to Arby’s. I don’t know about you, but I am beyond excited! So here goes, we will post it — I can smell that roast beef, and $8 will get me two whole orders at Starbucks, maybe.

Candy's Dirt

No clothes, no problem in this bad boy.

Y’all run out to Keller and buy this 2,636 square foot home at 1225 Oak with an indoor swimming pool that is 15 by 50 feet long. That’s huge, five feet longer than my pool, and it’s saltwater. There are also two drains, in case you need them. And yes, those are clouds painted on the ceiling of the natatorium. You’ve got almost two acres out here near Highway 114 and 377 which, someday, in the year 2525, will be complete from road constriction. I mean construction.

I love stained concrete floors, especially if you have a pool in the house. Open floor plan but split bedrooms, three of them, three full baths, and a separate office/study with great built-ins in case you work from home. This is very good: his and her bathrooms — and a well-functioning bidet — saves many a marriage. Two large walk-in closets loaded with closet organizers. You just won’t ever run out of storage space in this house. There is also a closet behind the media center for controls and extra storage.

Candy's Dirt

Bangin' finished concrete floors: Like a whole other indoor pool, but without the water.

Located on a cul de sac, just like President Bush, in a secluded subdivision with other beautiful, large custom homes. And just think of all the money you’ll save on sunscreen. Or bathing suits! Plus you get your sweet $8 dollar cash bonus!!

Reduced to $424,500 or lease for $3,000 per month, but not sure if that generous bonus deal is available on the lease.