Thursday, March 14, 2013
Thursday Morning Cupcheck - Time to Chuck the Knuckles on Twitter
Ready for some hairy-chested tweeting?
Good morning, hockey fans! Last week we got to know a certain former Star a little more intimately. This week, we were all set to discuss the falling Corsi numbers of the Florida Panthers' fourth line wingers, when this happened:
The correct answer, of course, is "Chris Conner."
Now for those of you reading who have no idea who Bobby Ryan and Alex Goligoski are, and I'm assuming that's all of you, let me fill you in on a few things. Ryan and Goligoski are what in hockey circles are known as "stone cold bad a**es." Alex Goligoski is one of the most feared ragemurdering berserkers in the entire NHL, a three-fisted double-flushing iron-balled steel wall of bloodthirsty muscle that eats pucks and sh*ts tractor tires. Bobby Ryan, on the other hand, is a granite-breathing titanium-jawed cauldron of molten hatred that uses balrog scat as aftershave, must register his bodily fluids as deadly weapons and is pleasuring both of your mommies as you read this. Put these two barbed-knuckle behemoths in the same twitterverse, and you're going to get an explosion forty times more awesome than Naked Lady Hiroshima. Here's the rest of their manversation.