David Letterman Show hosts auditions for “Stupid Pet Tricks” in Fort Worth

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David Letterman Show holds Dallas auditions for “Stupid Pet Tricks”

DALLAS — Got a parakeet who knows how to bowl? A chihuahua who can dance the tango with his Pomeranian girlfriend? A goldfish who’s formed his own synchronized swimming team?

You’re in luck: The first-ever Dallas-Fort Worth auditions for David Letterman’s “Stupid Pet Tricks” segment on his late-night show will take place from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Saturday, March 30, at Frank Kent Hyundai, 9000 West Freeway (Interstate 30 and Loop 820 at the Las Vegas Trail exit) in Fort Worth. There’s no charge to audition. (Unless you count your dignity! Just kidding.)

All types of animals are welcome, but must be caged, kenneled, or on a leash until its audition. Tricks must be fun, safe, and unusual (Mere fetching? Not so much.). Animals must perform voluntarily and be treated humanely, and owners must provide any needed props. Owners must sign and bring with them a liability release form, available at cbsdfw.com/pets.