Wednesday, October 30, 2013
10 inexpensive, last-minute kid costumes for Halloween
Our favorite: an Abercrombie model. Read below.
You glance at the calendar and freeze — Halloween is Thursday!? I’ve got a list of 10 fun and inexpensive last minute — and fairly easy — costumes for you to choose from.
Mini-Me: Find clothes that are similar for both you and your kid. It’s the best if you have a mustache. What’s cuter than a little person running around with a mustache?
Model: If you have recently been to Abercrombie & Fitch and still have the inappropriately-designed bag of a headless, shirtless man, then cut some holes in it, toss your child inside and VOILA! You have yourself a tiny little model. Though if you’re shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch, you should be able to afford an actual costume for your child. Priorities, people.
Hobo: This is probably the easiest costume to pull together at the last minute. Your kid will love getting his or her face colored with marker. Good luck getting that off later.
Crayon: Dress your kid all in one color, write “CRAYON” on the shirt and slap a party hat on them. If you have enough kids to make yourself a box of crayons, God bless you.
Hobbit: What better than to dress your already small human as a mythical small human-like creature? Don’t forget to give your “precious” a ring to wear around his or her neck.
Grandma: If you’ve got a gray wig lying around — who doesn’t? — then slap it on your little girl, give her a cardigan and a walker or cane. Grandma will be thrilled your little girl is dressed like her for Halloween.
Carl from Up: Sticking with the elderly, dress your little boy up as the crotchety man from Up. Don’t forget the balloons and thick glasses. If you can make a grape soda pin, do it.
Clark Kent/Superman: What boy doesn’t have a Superman shirt? Dress your kid up as Clark Kent busting through his disguise to become Superman. He’ll be the coolest kid while trick-or-treating.
Ghost: There is always the classic ghost costume. Cut two holes for eyes and your child is magically a ghost. This should be the last resort; your child deserves more than having to walk around in public with an old sheet over his or her head.
Chucky: If you’re a parent with a twisted mind, then this Chucky costume is for you. Let me just tell you, choose this costume and you are doing nothing to help the gingers-have-no-souls debate. If you’re blessed to have a ginger child and would like to instill a definite and certain fear of your own child, then please, go right ahead. But do the world a favor and just don’t. Please.
Be safe this Halloween and be sure to taste-test all the candy. It’s your parental duty.