Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Just stop: 5 celebrities who needn’t procreate
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Do you ever just look at someone’s life and think, “Man, they should never procreate”? I often find myself thinking that when I see magazines plastered with ridiculous headlines about celebrities and their antics. I mean, do they see what kind of example they are setting for others? I have come up with five celebrities who should never bless this earth with little versions of themselves — or at least not until they get their lives together.
1. Miley Cyrus — Are you surprised that she’s my No. 1? You shouldn’t be. The way Miley’s life has been going lately, this girl needs to stay far away from men and practice celibacy. I personally don’t want to see a mini-version of Miley twerking. That’s something you can’t un-see.
2. Justin Bieber — He still looks like he’s 12. No baby man should be having a baby of his own.
3. Honey Boo Boo — Do I really need an explanation as to why she should not have kids? Really?
4. Amanda Bynes — I miss the old Amanda Bynes. You know, the one everyone loved, who was so funny on Nickelodeon? She’s long gone. Until that Amanda Bynes comes back, procreation should be out of the question.
5. Charlie Sheen — Too late. He’s not winning at parenting.
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