Thanksgiving

Eating "clean" helps too.

What a perfect resolution for those who don't cook.

Which crowd were you fighting for that discount iPad?

Did someone say $200 Playstation 3?

Why not make a Thanksgiving run fun?

Don't forget the caffeine.

For best results, read this article while chewing on a cold McDonald's burger, crying silently and alone.

"It's just our chance to get and give back." — Bernard James, Mavs center

Warning: Spoilers (and Thanksgiving deliciousness) ahead.

Don't forget the caffeine.

Because nobody wants a wattle.

Remember: Keep your elbows up and your center of gravity low, and follow through on all strikes to the head.

Laissez les bons temps rouler, gobble gobble.

Got a keytar instead of a keyboard? Worry about it in January.

Turkey is not the problem; it's resisting side dishes and homemade desserts.

Bring a dish to this potluck and let loose with karaoke.

Trot off some calories or just kick off Christmas.

This is a family must-do this holiday season.

Make use of the lethargy that comes with eating too much turkey at the theater.

Step into the Retail Octagon. If you dare.

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