Humor
June 15-
The Royal Town Crier takes the time to announce at Elm Street Tattoo.
June 8-
Dallas' self-proclaimed town crier, Hansel von Quenzer, gives us a short lesson on the long history of the town criers.
June 1-
Fashion advice and on the floor at A-Kon.
May 26-
Our Royal Town Crier is back, and he and his mustache are giving the business to some ruffians at The Quarter.
January 28, 2008-
Tharpo talks about coulrophobia (i.e. fear of clowns) and his vast experience of clowning around.
January 6, 2008-
Startling parallels to other corporate shenanigans in Tarrant County. Beer for oil anyone?
January 5, 2008-
By concentrating on the Cowboys Stadium and Trinity River projects, Dallas missed some huge opportunities





Brutal Dildos / Exile / Responsible Johnny
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