Olympics

Furthermore, is that the story we want to be told?

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler ... let the good times roll!

Sarah Scherer conquered the Olympics and now has her eye on a new prize: graduation.

Not mentioned: The Queen being forced to admit that the only reason her second-rate backwater of a country doesn't speak German is because of the ol' U.S. of A.

Not much.

Mary Killman and her swimming partner are the only synchronized swimmers representing the United States at the 2012 Olympic Games.

This is your chance to see the Flying Squirrel in action.

Your couch is not a bar.

Mary Killman and her swimming partner are the only synchronized swimmers representing the United States at the 2012 Olympic Games.

Your couch is not a bar.

Olympics watching, playhouses, and another circus are your best bets this week.

NBC has aired surprisingly little coverage of all the soot-covered chimney sweeps breaking into song.

Not much.

At least 12 people with ties to SMU are part of the Olympic or Paralympic Games.

The list includes a few coaches.

Jonathan Wentz, who has cerebral palsy, will compete in para equestrian dressage.

Rangers, Olympic trials, and soccer all drew good numbers.

The local athlete will not get to make her 2012 comeback.

Put that seppuku knife away and read this handy guide instead.

It sort of looks like shuffleboard on ice. But hear us out: It's not as easy as it looks.

Want the edge in your Olympic hockey betting? Try the Russian mafia.

Time for more Fun Facts about these little-known Olympic Games!

Unfortunately, the sample tracks for the soundtrack ... aren't good at all.