Luke Skywalker's X-34 Landspeeder welcomes people in to the Star Warsian imagination they are about to experience.

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Clothes for keeping warm on the ice planet, Hoth. Functional, not fashionable.

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Wampa ice creature from Hoth; its good side.

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Example of one of many screens that would relate the cool places, vehicles, and characters in Star Wars to our realistic, boring, earthly existence.

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Tusken Raiders from the planet Tatooine. Not even these masks can hide ugly, guys, try something in a spring color.

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This little, thieving Jawa, is one of many insidious creatures crawling planet Tatooine. This one is harmless, however, because he was killed and stuffed. His original owner named him Clarence and kept him over the mantle.

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Kid trying his skill in Jawa Camp. If I had any idea what he was actually doing I would have challenged him to a round. But I didn't. So I took his picture instead and backed slowly away.

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Trade Federation MTT (Multi Troop Transport). Still gets better gas mileage than an H2.

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Little girl traveling on air around and around in circles. Puke bag not necessary. This time.

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Yoda: the ultimate Jedi Master and most powerful short guy in history to not have a Napoleon Complex. He's also very ticklish.

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X-Wing Starfighter. Zoom zoom, bang-bang-bang, zoom.

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L-R, Tarfful and Chewbacca. Don't mix them up. It's a hairy, bloody, hairy mess if you do.

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Storm Trooper or not, wearing all white year round is such a fashion faux pas.

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The mutha-f'in Millenium Falcon, boyyyy!

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Some medical droids will repair what ailes ya, if you have insurance of course. You get Pit droids if you don't.

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Speak of the devil. Pit Droid. The only character in Episode I more annoying than Jar Jar Binks. Ok, I'm lying. Pit Droid is nowhere near that annoying.

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The original Ambiguously Gay Duo: R2D2 and C-3PO.

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He's the cutest freakin' droid around. You can't deny this.

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C-3PO. Oh my.

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A Jedi training remote. Basically a hovering piece of machinery to remind you how much you suck at being a Jedi.

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Oh, Han Solo, if you only knew.

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Battle Droid admiring that woman's red purse.

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Destroyer Droid, a.k.a, "Droideka." A nasty SOB.

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The original O.G. Chewbacca from the middle-trilogy.

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Naked C-3PO. Proof that it's not a banana in his pocket, folks.

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This robot can make out faces with its crazy, robot eyes.

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Kids and curious-but-I-want-to-act-like-a-grown-up so-I-will-let-these-kids-have-their-fun adults learning how hard it can be to make a robot walk.

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Some kids try their hand at making a "robot" balance on different surfaces. Turns out banging it repeatedly with little plastic rods is not the key to balance, but a solid effort.

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The man, the myth, the always has a bronchial infectionista himself, Darth Vader. Despite his adept mastery of the dark side, he was no help keeping the flash off the glass. Thanks for nothing, Vader.

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