Cafe Express

micastio, says:

• Food:

  3/5

• Vibe:

  3/5

• Service:

  3/5

• Value:

  3/5

• Overall:

  3/5

I have to laugh at the last review...it's funny because its true.

But I will say that the hamburgers aren't half bad. It's not too greasy and the fries are okay. Not bad for a chain.

DC, says:

• Food:

  3/5

• Vibe:

  3/5

• Service:

  2/5

• Value:

  3/5

• Overall:

  3/5

Yawn. Order your food, serve your own drink, get your own cutlery, bus your own plates, yet you still get to tip the guy at the front.

The food is passable and the location relatively convenient. Salads of whatever sort pacify the eating disabled of uptown. Frozen chicken breasts lather themselves between some genetically altered bread for a sandwich.

The patio area would be reasonable if not infested with birds and the leaking of the "feature."

Devoid of any feeling, the space perfectly fits the neighborhood. Enjoy before a caramel machi-whatever at Starbucks in West Village while pretending to study anatomy of the radial snuff box.