Tahitian Noni Cafe

• Food:

  5/5

• Vibe:

  5/5

• Service:

  5/5

• Value:

  5/5

• Overall:

  5/5

I found this place to be very pleasant. I didn't see any of the items the previous posters were talking about - it seems they have revamped their entire menu.

Had the Pork Outrigger Sandwich - great value and great taste

Recommended!

bigcountry Anonymous

2 years, 1 month ago
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• Food:

  1/5

• Vibe:

  3/5

• Service:

  1/5

• Value:

  2/5

• Overall:

  2/5

We went a few weeks after they opened. Ordered the Pupu Platter so that we could try an assortment of items, but they said they didn't offer that dish yet. We ordered the Island Spicy tuna roll (don't make that mistake) and Sesame chicken salad. I'm not sure how the salad lacked ANY flavor, but somehow it did.

My infused Noni iced tea was not very tasty and was way more expensive than necessary.

Food took way too long to arrive when we were the only people eating.

If anything, just go for the wifi and people watching.

webra Anonymous

2 years, 8 months ago
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• Food:

  1/5

• Vibe:

  1/5

• Service:

  1/5

• Value:

  1/5

• Overall:

  1/5

The cult is on.

As you pass through McKinney and Blackburn, watch for the Nonis and their magnet laden cars. See them breed and multiply in the parkade of the Mondrian.

After about 3-4 minutes we realize the "restaurant" is really a front for the pyramid scheme Tahitian Noni Juice they are selling by the kiloliter.

We try a few dishes, sandwich, coffee, are disappointed. We are approached to visit the board room. We leave.

She rearranges several magnets from car to car in the Mondrian. We move on.

DC Anonymous

2 years, 8 months ago
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