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Friday, February 8, 2008

Wal-Mart medical clinic to open in Dallas

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Wal-Mart currently has clinics in 77 stores around the country, and Dallas will gain a Wal-Mart clinic this April. Does this mean you can grocery shop while waiting for the doctor to see you? I can hear it over the PA now, "Mr. John Smith, please report to the medical clinic. The doctor is ready with the results from your stool sample."

Posted by Laura S.


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Pavel Lishin Verified

I don't know how I'd feel about going to a Wal-Doctor.

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Scott Doyle Verified

I was going to post something about Pavel's Hebrew lineage (true story) affecting his comfort level, but I'm guessing it'd be deleted.

CC, I hope you appreciate me biting my tongue.

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Pavel Lishin Verified

Hey, my health is one thing I try not to cheap out on. Hence me being in debt, despite being given the option to "wait and see if it heals on its own" when I asked the doctor if there were any other alternatives to the $20k surgery.

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EdWeirdness Anonymous

Think about the pre-natal? Wal-mart, cradle to grave!

Hey, I wonder when they'll start offering funeral services?

9 months, 2 weeks ago ( Link to this comment | Suggest removal )

Touchdown_Jesus Anonymous

Can't wait to get me some "Sams's Choice" or "Great Value" brand antibiotics.

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Chad Jones Staff

I wonder about potentially blurred lines, like if after a rectal exam the doc suggests a certain grade of Charmin, or more(?) likely things like suggesting "refreshing 7-up" for sore throats. I mean, they're employees of Wal-Mart, right?

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Rawlins Gilliland Verified

Chad has spotted a potential conflict of interest that should concern us all. However, several key vendors, including Little Debby and Velveeta, have pledged to not set up cart-laden kiosks within 25 feet of the doctor-patient interviews. And the dispensing by attending nurses of coupons offering $2 off 2 dozen (glazed or cake) donuts has been leveraged by a focus group to only be given to ‘the terminally ill’ whose health concerns are ‘behind Wal-Mart’s healing capacity’.

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Robert Kelly Verified

Just one more reason to never shop at Wallyworld. And yeah, I think you can get caskets at Sams.

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