$1 cheesesteaks on Monday if the Cowboys beat Philly

From "Chief Carpetbagger" Tom Landis:

Like we really need another reason to root for the Cowboys, but ...

$1.00 Cheesesteaks on Monday if (when) Our Cowboys beat the Eagles this Sunday.

It's our way of, in the spirit of Southern Hospitality, of saying,

"Philly, your team just got a good ol' fashioned whuppin'
your women are ugly
and we make a better cheesesteak than you.
Go Cowboys or Go home"

There will be a longer line than usual Monday.
No phone orders.
One per person and all the rest of the usual b.s. ...

Good at Old Town and Las Colinas Texadelphias only (the other stores don't want to play my reindeer games)

Spread the holiday cheer -- feel free to email this to every Cowboys fan, cheapskate or carpetbagger you know.