Dirk_Nowitzki

Guten tag. No, that's not me, you scheisen-head. I will slit you open and string your media entrails across Jason Terry's locker like an American teenager TP-ing a house for suggesting such nonsense. Prosit.

Guten tag. Those wacky Musers played my song "Courtside" when it first leaked, and the Hardline and Rant also played it. I'm sure I'm not the only one who appreciates the irony of a sports/talk station playing almost as much new local music as the Edge. I'm never giving Gordo his guitar back. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Guten tag. According to them, Mark Cuban's Blog Maverick is written at a 6.88 grade level. Go Hoosiers. Prosit.

Nein! I wouldn't buy that amp for $1. He turned the "suck" up to 10 and broke off the knob.

Guten tag. Hey Sam, I heard they played "Courtside" on the PA at the awards. Danke schoen. It better win "Song of the year" next year, or I WILL CRUSH YOU!

Guten tag. Wish I could have been there, but I was a little busy beating the crap out of the Spurs. Congratulations.

Guten tag, and danke schön to kevin5776. He's right! We probably would have beaten Golden State AND Phoenix if we hadn't been so distracted by these flame wars. We didn't listen to a word coach Avery told us during half-time because we were all furiously voting online and arguing over who should win. Even though I love my Rhineland homeboys, I'm saying just vote for PPT because they don't spell out their own name in the first seconds of their song.

Sam- I never gave you permission to post my song, you piece of scheissen. I will break you. Dirk P.S. You liked it though, right? I know Jesse did. I will break him too, though. I welcome your feedback. Before I break you.