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Posted on September 9, 2007 at 8:03 a.m.
Food: 1/5 Vibe: 1/5 Service: 1/5 Value: 1/5 Overall: 1/5
Horrible restaurant. The food all tasted like cat dung. When I told the waiter that, the manager came out, sprayed me with mace, dragged me through the kitchen and past the cats to a secret basement dungeon, and left me for the pleasure of a warren of genetically-modified were-rabbits that had been hopped up on Cialis.
Thank God the manager responded to similar complaints from anonymous first-time posters NK, Vikramraghav, and Foodlover, by calling the COPS, who looked around, found the entrance to the secret lair, kicked in the door, handed out citations for public indecency to me and the were-rabbits, then set me free.
If you're into cat feces and rabbit rape, Iravat is your kind of place. I personally think you'd be happier at a competing restaurant, whose name it would be tacky to provide since I'm part owner of it, along with my other multiple personalities in this comment thread.
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