Lazer

Crow iz biting, Crow iz hurting.

Why this man iz so angry?

Lazer neither confirm nor deny this chargez.

Twatobahn '08

Bestest video everz!

Signed, Not Lazer

I just buyed Honchie CD and now I iz making a sex with girl from T3! Coincidence? I thinkz not./.adfds sorry, something getted on laptop keyzboard.

Hammel

This attack waz unprovoke and will be meeted with great resistance force.

Hammel of Lazer

Number 2 eh? I guess this mean we iz the sh!t.

I iz back and my crotch iz more healthy than everz!

Hammel

Crow'z advice: Don't tour in Texas.

Hello everybodiez,

Every song iz good, but I likez Lazer most becauze they iz really good peoplez. I don't know them, but I know they alwayz do good stuffz for charity, like giving poniez to paralyzed childrenz. They even maked a song about all racez coming together ("Dance for Racism" from their CD "Let Me Dance You," available now at www.LazerTheBand.com).

Honchie iz also very nice. One time I see Chuck take off tiger shirt and put it on top of puddle for old lady to walk on. James, Brad and Doug also gived T-Lark a muffin when he was in hospital with injured bottom from too much ass-DJing. If I wasn't going to vote for Lazer, I would probably do the voting for Honchie.

Bye, Not Lazer

Lazer iz definitely hottest band on this CD. I mean, sure The Feds iz famous and Honchie iz hilarious, but they cannot be doing the sexy dancing or dangerous rapping like Lazer. I iz just saying this as an objective observer.

Signed, Not Lazer

Thankz 4 sharing. Make your friendz download Let Me Dance You from iTunes so we can come do the show in L.A.