Posted on November 14, 2008 at 12:44 p.m.

Good thing he didn’t try that on a phone pole. If he would have slipped, those splinters could have been really painful. Although, it would have give a whole new meaning to having a woody.

On Collin County lawmen arrest naked guy just for climbing a cellular tower

Posted on October 31, 2008 at 12:35 p.m.

If the media commented on the “good Christian,” or the Vietnam hero who stated that he gave up military information to his interrogators and signed a confession stating that "I am a black criminal and I have performed the deeds of an air pilot,” the media source making the comment would be completely chastised and deemed non-patriotic. POW families were extremely angered when they saw McCain actually bonding with his former torturers, especially Col. Bui Tin, a former senior colonel in the North Vietnamese Army who had actually interrogated McCain and other U.S. prisoners, during and after the 1992 Senate Select Committee hearings on POW/MIA Affairs, but their anger did not receive very much media attention because that topic was not deemed “patriotic.” A media source raising these types of issues would be totally demonized and called a Marxist or Socialist. However, it must be ok to attack an individual based on race and/or religion nowadays.

On Survey done by University of Texas on upcoming presidential election reveals Texans to be twice as dumb as rest of country

Posted on October 31, 2008 at 11:49 a.m.

Well, if he was Muslim, we wouldn’t have to worry about him singing his favorite Beach Boys’ song “Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran.”

On Survey done by University of Texas on upcoming presidential election reveals Texans to be twice as dumb as rest of country

Posted on October 17, 2008 at 3:33 p.m.

This type of behavior seems to get more popular with each season. What a shame, and what crappy role models these "adults" are.

On Haltom City pee wee coach and two parents banned for the season

Posted on October 8, 2008 at 2:36 p.m.

Simple supply and demand. He demanded, and they should have supplied. It is their own fault for not putting a gun into the hands of another nut job.

On Gun nut pulls an Elvis, shoots pawn shop TV in Fort Worth

Posted on October 8, 2008 at 2:33 p.m.

Too true about it being recession and depression proof. If you can't buy it, make it yourself!! In all fairness, people need something to escape the misery that financial ruin can bring.

On Economist makes shocking discovery that selling alcohol brings in money

Posted on October 7, 2008 at 4:43 p.m.

So much for that pit stop while I jogged around the lake. Maybe we can get the DISD teacher to track down the evil planters.

On Marijuana plants found by White Rock Lake jogging trail in Dallas

Posted on October 6, 2008 at 3:51 p.m.

I want to nominate John Wayne Gacy for the Father of the Year award. Parents could learn so much from John Wayne Gacy and Lynne Spears. Both are the Leave it to Beaver parental role models for sure!!

On Britney Spears' mother gave speech on Saturday at mothering convention in Grapevine

Posted on October 6, 2008 at 3:33 p.m.

Puck It & Eat

On Wolfgang Puck holds contest to name new restaurant at Reunion Tower in Dallas

Posted on October 6, 2008 at 2:48 p.m.

I Pucked Cesar Chavez in the sky and I liked it. He was wearing cherry chapstick...

On Wolfgang Puck holds contest to name new restaurant at Reunion Tower in Dallas