David Gates

Seems kind of weird to have read an entire review of a restaurant and still have no idea where it's located.

Weird that it makes a national list of top 20 burgers. It actually doesn't crack my top 10 in the Metroplex alone, though I've only had one. Maybe they were having a bad day.

The link in my e-mail said this was a story about a wine-tasting at City Place. Which this does not seem to be.

I think Max is actually Stewie dressed in an owl costume.

I'm 41 and I can't read half of the signs in this town after dark. It's not the size so much, but the fact that the reflective paint has worn off of so many of them. They seem to just soak up headlights.

Seriously, I had to double-check that it wasn't April 1st when I read this!

I guess sales couldn't get much worse anyway. Why not?

This is great news for the Dallas area. Now if we could only get them to quit holding concerts there!

Wow, Whole Foods is moving 6 whole blocks. They're really abandoning the neighborhood.

Well, Lakewood is merely a stone's throw from Lower Greenville, and this location should have a larger capacity. Having waited for a table at Ali Baba's more times than I can count, I can't wait for the new location to open. Not to mention the fact that I can walk there.

You know, I've often thought to myself that there's just not enough places around here to buy crap. This should really fill the void.