Posted on July 3, 2008 at 2:18 p.m.

Scott, he already said he doesn't want our kind there. :(

On Live Review: The Pete Weise Quartet at Pearl (June 27)

Posted on July 1, 2008 at 5:20 p.m.

DH, the rail shuts down too early for some of us on Friday and Saturday.

I know, I know, so leave earlier, or drink less, or... I'm just saying it isn't the solution you seem to think it is.

On DWI: A social problem masquerading as a crime?

Posted on July 1, 2008 at 11:03 a.m.

Pavel, don't you dare take away my right to drive drunk in my own house! This is 'merica, if you don't like it you can gggggeeeeerrtt ouuutt!

On DWI: A social problem masquerading as a crime?

Posted on July 1, 2008 at 10:48 a.m.

Alcoholism is a disease but driving while drunk isn't.

"Got me a bad case of the hit-a-bus-full-of-kids today, o' boy, I tells ya!"

On DWI: A social problem masquerading as a crime?

Posted on July 1, 2008 at 10:17 a.m.

Anyone saying it's a ripoff hasn't seen the movie. It's chock full of amusing easter eggs that are, in my opinion, there to honor and not simply to steal.

OH GOD YOU MADE A ROBOT WITH EYES, THIIIEEEF.

On Movie review: WALL-E

Posted on July 1, 2008 at 9:16 a.m.

Seriously though, it's amazingly ironic to be fed (nom nom nom, we 'mericans love being fed) your dose of "don't be wasteful", "save the planet", "cure cancer", "world peace", while you sit in a freakin' huge air conditioned theater shoveling $6 popcorn into your corn hole. Especially when it's a combination of million (billion?) dollar companies giving you the lecture.

I laughed my way out of the theater. I sure feel like I did my part, back to the status quo!

On Movie review: WALL-E

Posted on July 1, 2008 at 9:03 a.m.

My favorite part about seeing this was that I know all the families got up out of their seats when it ended so they could head over to Northpark to buy a bunch of useless crap and stuff their gaping maws.

On Movie review: WALL-E

Posted on June 24, 2008 at 11:23 a.m.

Glad I could completely derail this.

I can't wait for the airline uh, what are supposed to call them these days, whatever - the airline people, I can't wait for them to have to do tech support for a bunch of confused people with laptops.

On American Airlines to let customers use internet in-flight

Posted on June 24, 2008 at 10:17 a.m.

Read a book, read a book. (NSFW?)

On American Airlines to let customers use internet in-flight

Posted on June 23, 2008 at 3:39 p.m.

"... catch yourself before you cuss in front of her ..."

Too hard, I quit.

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