craigmcneiljd

Whenever someone asks, "why is my giant fat a@@ getting fatter no matter what I do" and they can't be bothered to walk a few extra feet to the car, the answer is apparent. The valet should just hand their round, lazy, stupid customers a doughnut when the customers hand over their keys. Valet at the mall is more a sign of the apocalypse than the George W. Bush presidency was, and if you aren't in a wheelchair, holding your new baby in front of the hospital, you should go for a (very short) walk.