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Food: 1/5  Vibe: 2/5  Service: 3/5  Value: 2/5  Overall: 2/5

Hello from Philadelphia, my dear Texans. I would like to clear up a common misconception about the elusive cheese steak. Contrary to popular belief, you are not actually consuming cheese steaks, but rather steak-ums on a glorified hot dog roll with molten lava on top. An honest cheese steak consists of the following: a.)thin sliced rib eye b.)amoroso bread c.)fried onions d.)double boiled cheese (must be slid onto steak sandwich with long wooden stick). I can only hope now that this information is available to the public, the degradation done to the beloved cheese steak will cease, and order will be restored. Also, don't even try to copy our soft pretzels or pizza fries, if the pathetic excuse for cheese steaks I've had in the town is an indication of your culinary prowess.

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GWAR / Kingdom of Sorrow / Toxic Holocaust Only lead singer Oderus Urungus (aka Dave Brockie) has stuck around since GWAR's start 23 years ago, but the huge costumes, raunchy and obscene lyrics, and fluids spraying into the audience are sure to be on full display as the metal band makes its return to Dallas. More info

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