Posted on December 2, 2008 at 11:09 p.m.

Or do what I do and just follow Travis around and snipe at him.

On Mayor Tom Leppert and billionaire T. Boone Pickens snarl DART's plans to buy new buses

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 11:04 p.m.

x*x THAT's why you haven't ripped me a new one in forever.

Man I was feeling deserted. I'm glad it wasn't something I said... or um... something maybe I hadn't said rudely enough.

Anyway. I have "online rejection issues"

On Mayor Tom Leppert and billionaire T. Boone Pickens snarl DART's plans to buy new buses

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 3:54 p.m.

Travis -- Oh, I see the confusion. You thought it would be "corrective" (for him) rather than "therapeutic" for the rest of us.

Silly man.

On Plano student claims he was spanked and choked by bus driver

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 3:36 p.m.

Can we swerve the topic back to beating Pavel?

On Plano student claims he was spanked and choked by bus driver

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 2:20 p.m.

But Pavel, everyone wants to spank you.

If only "Off the bus!" were an option. Can you imagine the hell a driver would get for THAT? Whoa! That would be Armageddon!

On Plano student claims he was spanked and choked by bus driver

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 1:10 p.m.

A National Day of Parenting "2009 Better Late than Never"

On Plano student claims he was spanked and choked by bus driver

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 12:46 p.m.

Travis,

You can rent out Heritage Farmstead Museum for parties. Why not for a good spanking?

Then let mom and dad clean out the sheep stalls for good measure.

Back to basics and everybody wins.

On Plano student claims he was spanked and choked by bus driver

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 12:43 p.m.

Why not sell space on these valuable street signs? I'm guessing $30 + manufacturing costs would narrow the field and allow for a thousand MLK / CC toppers if need be to make people happy - at someone's expense other than the taxpayer.

(Oh, and don't think the Dr. Pepper opportunity escapes us as advertising REALLY is all this is about, right?)

I just don't get people.

On Demonstration at Arlington City Hall today is expected to draw hundreds in support of sign toppers

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 12:20 p.m.

Can't you just report their bad behavior to their parents and let them take care of it?

Oh, wait. 2008.... what was I thinking?

Can we ask the kids' grandparents to take the parents out behind the woodshed instead?

On Plano student claims he was spanked and choked by bus driver

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 12:27 a.m.

Mike - I read you wrong. To think Us3 could outrank Donald Fagen ::shudder::

Please tell me there was a fever in excess of 102° involved.

On New George Michael Christmas tune