knucklehead12

• 2 years, 1 month ago
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  KFC introduces disgusting new breadless chicken sandwich

  See, in the start of the commercial the men's voices are high-pitched and characteristically unmanly because, until obtaining this sandwich, they are in fact not truly men. Once it has been obtained, however, the men's voices return to their essential primordial pitch as they have now reached a pinnacle of manhood rivaling even the most grueling and physically-demanding of ancient male rights of passage.

  
  
• 2 years, 1 month ago
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  KFC introduces disgusting new breadless chicken sandwich

  Official commercial suggest targeted clients within 30 year old douchebag range.

  
  
• 2 years, 3 months ago
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  Dallas restaurants grapple with foodie photo-taking brigade

  Iapp, I went to your site expecting to see all kinds of crappy pizza disasters, and I am disappointed.

  
  
• 2 years, 4 months ago
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  In an unfortunate bout of timing, we learn from Fort Worth Weekly's column that people named Sarah are most likely to call in sick to work. I left work early at lunch today for being sick.

  Or an assload of women are named Sarah?

  
  
• 2 years, 6 months ago
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  Pinkberry debuts Dallas store on Thursday night

  The kicker for me here is the <i>Cap'n Crunch</i>. As in, does Pink Berry have <i>Cap'n Crunch</i>? This raises further questions regarding the ability of the average Pink Berry employee to successfully administer the magnitude and arrangement of <i>Cap'n Crunch</i> to my selected yogurt which I do indeed require during my scheduled indulgences.

  
  
• 2 years, 6 months ago
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  Holly in Dallas turns red in October

  After the holidays.

  
  
• 2 years, 8 months ago
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  UK soul star Estelle pops through Dallas for a hot minute

  I think you mean "Big Boi" from Outkast, not "Boi Boy."

  
  
• 2 years, 10 months ago
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  Get the lowdown: Top 5 Dallas Twitterers

  I want my MTV.

  
  
• 2 years, 10 months ago
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  Check out this weekend's don't-miss movies

  Jones with the steal:

  1. rat a tat tat
  2. fugly
  3. muddled
  4. duplicity
  5. low key
  
  
• 3 years, 9 months ago
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  Chesapeake really super excited about new Downtown Fort Worth drilling rig

  <b>Get your ass 'hind that Shale, boy.</b>

  <img src="http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2008/08/15/tommy-lee-jones.jpg">

  
  
• 3 years, 9 months ago
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  Thursday Morning Cupcheck - Beijing Olympics? Who cares?

  Bitches don't know bout my rhythmic gymnastics.

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• 3 years, 9 months ago
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  Mac OSX Firefox spinning pinweel of death?

  I'll kick your teeth for good luck.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  UPDATEDX2: Plano-based Bennigan's chain shuts down

  You know, I heard Applebees is an <a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/blogs/pegasusnewsblog/2007/jul/26/belo_eats_to_life/">"international chaaain!!1!"</a>

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  In which my odd and hoppy graphic design fixation is sated

  You know, when i'm feeling headachy, I turn to Bayer. With its crisp design—an effervescent yellow, augmented by a warm, earthy brown—I am instantly sated both visually and mentally.

  <img src="http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2008/07/26/lovethatbayer.jpg">

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  Teatro delle Muse artistic director goes to Broadway

  FYI, a PegNews theater fan sends word that Rick and Sarah's relationship is a bit more personal than professional, e.g. they're engaged.

  Readers can therefore assume it was not too difficult for the former to "sit down" with the latter, possibly over morning waffles.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  Drunk driver arrested for manslaughter in Arlington

  All righty, time to channel Rawlins/Kirk/Morren/anyone with a brain and say that it'd be swell if you guys could remember that the story here is that someone died. Tout your jaded theology elsewhere, please.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  UPDATED: Dallas Deputy Pro Tem Mayor Caraway to urge youth to "Pull Yo Pants Up"

  A Chicago suburb is making the news <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-pull-up-your-pantsjul19,0,6961059.story">for instituting a $25 fine</a> for any saggers caught exposing 3 inches or more of their underwear.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  The first PegNews baby...

  NEeds moar cigarette.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  Possible pot farm found at Dallas' Wilmer-Hutchins High School

  Pot, meet DISD, DISD meet pot.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  Traveling "evangelical evolutionist" making pit stop preachings in D-FW (w/interview)

  Rev. Dowd returns for Summer '08.

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  "DALLAS - Reverend Michael Dowd, author of the bold new book <a href="http://thankgodforevolution.com/"><em>THANK GOD FOR EVOLUTION: How the Marriage of Science and Religion Will Transform Your Life and Our World</em></a>, is bringing his cosmic gospel back to Texas next week for a series of Dallas-area presentations and book signings."

  <b>Event Dates</b> <ul> <li>July 17th in Plano (<a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/events/2008/jul/17/105255/">event info</a>)</li> <li>and July 19th in Dallas (<a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/events/2008/jul/19/105256/">event info</a>)</li> </ul>

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  UPDATED: Possible "human fetus" turns out to be rotten oranges

  Oh, whoa, wait. Pavel posted the same thing six days ago <a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/jul/09/possible-human-fetus-found-dallas/#c29560">on this one</a>. I seriously didn't see that. I am getting freaked out.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  UPDATED: Possible "human fetus" turns out to be rotten oranges

  Fized.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  UPDATED: Possible "human fetus" turns out to be rotten oranges

  <img src="http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2008/07/16/53TfYEH3haY1.jpg">

  A similar conundrum.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  #1 reason dating websites suck

  Also, I don't think she's really a teacher.

  
  
• 3 years, 10 months ago
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  Dallas to create specialized prostitution court

  Whole new range of possibilities for "<a href="http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2008/jul/10/dallas-county-commissioner-john-wiley-prices-lack-/">black hole(s)</a>" here.

  
  

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