Chad Jones

• 4 days, 5 hours ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Pinkberry debuts Dallas store on Thursday night

  The kicker for me here is the Cap'n Crunch. As in, does Pink Berry have Cap'n Crunch? This raises further questions regarding the ability of the average Pink Berry employee to successfully administer the magnitude and arrangement of Cap'n Crunch to my selected yogurt which I do indeed require during my scheduled indulgences.

• 1 week, 3 days ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Holly in Dallas turns red in October

  After the holidays.

• 2 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  UK soul star Estelle pops through Dallas for a hot minute

  I think you mean "Big Boi" from Outkast, not "Boi Boy."

• 4 months, 2 weeks ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Get the lowdown: Top 5 Dallas Twitterers

  I want my MTV.

• 4 months, 3 weeks ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Check out this weekend's don't-miss movies

  Jones with the steal:

  1. rat a tat tat
  2. fugly
  3. muddled
  4. duplicity
  5. low key
• 1 year, 3 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Chesapeake really super excited about new Downtown Fort Worth drilling rig

  Get your ass 'hind that Shale, boy.

  
• 1 year, 3 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Thursday Morning Cupcheck - Beijing Olympics? Who cares?

  Bitches don't know bout my rhythmic gymnastics.

• 1 year, 3 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Mac OSX Firefox spinning pinweel of death?

  I'll kick your teeth for good luck.

• 1 year, 3 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  UPDATEDX2: Plano-based Bennigan's chain shuts down

  You know, I heard Applebees is an "international chaaain!!1!"

• 1 year, 3 months ago
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  In which my odd and hoppy graphic design fixation is sated

  You know, when i'm feeling headachy, I turn to Bayer. With its crisp design—an effervescent yellow, augmented by a warm, earthy brown—I am instantly sated both visually and mentally.

  
• 1 year, 3 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Teatro delle Muse artistic director goes to Broadway

  FYI, a PegNews theater fan sends word that Rick and Sarah's relationship is a bit more personal than professional, e.g. they're engaged.

  Readers can therefore assume it was not too difficult for the former to "sit down" with the latter, possibly over morning waffles.

• 1 year, 3 months ago
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  Drunk driver arrested for manslaughter in Arlington

  All righty, time to channel Rawlins/Kirk/Morren/anyone with a brain and say that it'd be swell if you guys could remember that the story here is that someone died. Tout your jaded theology elsewhere, please.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
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  UPDATED: Dallas Deputy Pro Tem Mayor Caraway to urge youth to "Pull Yo Pants Up"

  A Chicago suburb is making the news for instituting a $25 fine for any saggers caught exposing 3 inches or more of their underwear.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  The first PegNews baby...

  NEeds moar cigarette.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Possible pot farm found at Dallas' Wilmer-Hutchins High School

  Pot, meet DISD, DISD meet pot.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Traveling "evangelical evolutionist" making pit stop preachings in D-FW (w/interview)

  Rev. Dowd returns for Summer '08.

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  "DALLAS - Reverend Michael Dowd, author of the bold new book THANK GOD FOR EVOLUTION: How the Marriage of Science and Religion Will Transform Your Life and Our World, is bringing his cosmic gospel back to Texas next week for a series of Dallas-area presentations and book signings."

  Event Dates

  • July 17th in Plano (event info)
  • and July 19th in Dallas (event info)

• 1 year, 4 months ago
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  UPDATED: Possible "human fetus" turns out to be rotten oranges

  Oh, whoa, wait. Pavel posted the same thing six days ago on this one. I seriously didn't see that. I am getting freaked out.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
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  UPDATED: Possible "human fetus" turns out to be rotten oranges

  Fized.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  UPDATED: Possible "human fetus" turns out to be rotten oranges

  

  A similar conundrum.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  #1 reason dating websites suck

  Also, I don't think she's really a teacher.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
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  Dallas to create specialized prostitution court

  Whole new range of possibilities for "black hole(s)" here.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  D-FW iPhone freaks fans spend their mornings standing in line

  I went swimming with my cell phone in my pocket. It gurgled and drowned.

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  D-FW iPhone freaks fans spend their mornings standing in line

  Also at Knox, someone apparently shed their skibbies, likely due to incontinence. We saw it as a marketing opp.

  
• 1 year, 4 months ago
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  Dallas County commissioner John Wiley Price's lack of understanding of space phenomena is now national news

  On a side note: how cute is Fox4 (above link), asking for readers to "BLOG!" their feelings about the issue. I mean, if we're pulling out the dictionaries, let's go over this real quick: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog

• 1 year, 4 months ago
  Chad Jones's comment on:

  Dallas County commissioner John Wiley Price's lack of understanding of space phenomena is now national news

  Chrisdanger, the footage is online here: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/H...

  And here's Wiley Price defending the statement by invoking Devil's Food Cake: http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/H...

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