Ken Turetzky

I'm a much bigger opportunist than that idiot.

Who will be the next weiner -- me, you, or the swine flu?

New on the blog:

Mayfest pulls plug on pig flu scare

Oh, how the sausage turns.

I experienced my own encounter with the swine at Mayfest 2008.

I suspect, though, the Ham Bone Express is not quite the popular attraction at the moment:

Ham Bone Express smokes Mayfest field

And I'll be on the Artist's Underground stage from 11:30 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Saturday, April 4.

More details on the blog:
Catch me at the Deep Ellum Arts Festival!

Great interview, Erin. Maybe your best yet.

I liked your questions!

http://www.turetzkysyndrome.com/2009/...

The event was fantastic, thanks in no small part to "My Fat Ass Itches."

Funny thing, but I looked out on the crowd and there was a dog with a coat hanger, furiously Twittering away!

I think the guy from Channel 8 tried to track him down for an interview, but he ran up a tree.

Exactly.

See you there!

The weather was really bad on Tuesday, so this event has been rescheduled for 7 p.m. Friday, December 19.

Instead of opening, I'll probably play after the screening. Isn't that exciting news?

Thanks for the mention.

I can promise that my set will be spontaneous and unrehearsed.

Meaning, I've been out of town, and I haven't practiced!

The real question is, who stole the show at Mayfest?

Answers here:

TuretzkySyndrome.com: Ham Bone Express smokes Mayfest field

Moron that story here:

http://www.kenturetzky.com/index.php?...