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Jasen Chavez

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  • 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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    Pearls (of wisdom) before swine (flu)

    Ok gang since the mud bugs got canceled then I say we all meet up for Taste of Addison.. We can all roll in like the Pegasus Pimps. Mike-O what the verdict on this?

  • 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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    Proposed Dallas daytime curfew - who are you kidding?

    “Lastly, Its time parents get off their duff and get more involved w/ their child’s education.”

    As much as I agree with you, you must realize that most of the parents that you want to take interest in the children’s education are more than likely school drop outs and useless members of society themselves. These are the dregs that got knocked up and decided to live off the state/government teat, collecting their checks and not really even trying to improve their situation. I have no kids so I really have no right to speak upon this, but I am a firm believer of imposed sterilization. Only cause Darwinism is a little slower than I like.

  • 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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    "What the hell is this music?"

    Welcome to the human race its mess and everyone is wrong but you… Kiddin.. I have made the same mistake that you have accused others on, only on a slightly different level. However karma seemed to want to put the smack down on me and I have learned my lesson on venting my opinion on someone’s taste. Basically I was riding in the car with 2 of the people I work with. Jake(who had gotten on my nerves all day) plugs his ipod into the aux jack of the rental car and begins to subject me to the most annoying happy peppy crap music I have ever heard, and begins to sing along. That last shred of calm lasted a whole 10 mins till I snapped and said the following. “Dude what is this craptastic Beatles wannabe swill your subjecting me to. Seriously I would rather watch a Rosie O’donnel and Starr Jones lez porn than listen to this, change it cause it’s about to drive me bat-sh!&!”. Unbeknownst to me Jake was trying to get on my good side, the band was Panic At The Disco and he knew I loved them but had not heard there new stuff(imo: it is a crappy effort from them). I felt like such a douche-bag, I b!tched at him for trying to do something nice. What I am trying to say is that karma will get around to those people that push their opinions on you eventually. Till then I agree start puke'in on 'em...

  • 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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    Parking near Lower Greenville in Dallas about to get worse

    Meh-screw Lower Greenville lets all meet at the Londener in Addison when I get back in town.. In truth Greenville has always had a special place in my heart though. Billiard Bar was my first bar in Dallas when I moved here. Also the first time I had my truck towed cause I was picking people up at The Beagle cause I was the DD, lesson learned parking in all of Dallas is f$%^#d up. Sad to see its not getting any better.

  • 6 months, 2 weeks ago
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    UPDATED: Two teens arrested for setting dogs on fire in Dallas

    And a "Welcome" mat tramp stamp. Make 'em real popular in jail..

  • 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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    Video game expo NOT coming to Dallas Convention Center in November 2009

    SON OF A...... DAMNIT!!!

  • 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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    UPDATED: Two teens arrested for setting dogs on fire in Dallas

    LEMME AT ‘EM!!!! Animal Cruelty is one of my effin’ hot buttons and nothing sets me off faster than this. I swear little s#*t stains like this need to have some good old fashioned pain brought down on ‘em. I figure I will start with a potato peeler and rock salt on forearms… Then vice grips on back molars…. Sorry I have a pretty dark soul, and can hurt people easier than animals. I can say that people that find amusement in hurting animals need to be put in a home for the mental; people like this have no internal moral compass. No I am not one of those vegans or a PETA freak. I enjoy stake and understand hunters, as long as the hunters eat what they kill and it’s not just a stupid trophy. If I can’t get to this sick little MF’ers at least I hope they end up in a good pound you in the a prison for a while, being someone’s personal b#$%&. (Please excuse the implied profanity, but I said its one of my hot buttons)

  • 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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    UPDATED: Royce City wakeskater Clint Tompkins hosts world-class competition at Mayfest 2009

    This thread=Coffee spit all over my lappy.. Thanks guys. Could be worse, least the Trin' isn't as bad as the Hudson. Oh and he chose the Trin' cause the thin layer of oil helps in riding. To bad he won't get the chance now, damn porkulosis.

  • 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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    Pearls (of wisdom) before swine (flu)

    OH MY GOD!!! ITS THE APORKALYPSE,IT'S A HAMDEMIC!!(stolen from another source)

    "But let's not stop living our lives because there's talk of a flu. Learn the facts. Be smart.

    Let's not cancel our lives because of this, eh? The cost of an extended school year; lost economic impact from festivals; etc. is certainly not the tonic our struggling economy needs. And frankly, even if the economy was strong, I'd still say that those canceling events and closing facilities for groups that have had no diagnosis of this treatable and so far domestically non-lethal flu are taking the cowards' way out -- making sure that if in the .00001% chance something awful happens, they can't possibly be blamed.

    But I could be wrong. I dunno. Hard to think straight with this damn stuffy nose.-MikeO"

    Dude, best post ever... Total agreement, this is no worse than anything else we deal with, its just getting more coverage. BTW-Love The Stand ref the character can be called Hamdal Flag. Ok, enough with the pig jokes I am off to have some chops and eggs with an extra side of bacon at (A)waffle House.

  • 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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    Fort Worth ISD closes due to swine flu cases

    Wait we have people in this country that aren’t citizens and sucking up resources like Paris in a porn.. When did this crap happen?!

  • 6 months, 3 weeks ago
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    Mega crop of June bugs has landed, north and east of Dallas

    " Pavel Lishin Verified

    I hate these little bastards. Can't stand stepping on them. "

    How can you say that..? It’s such a satisfying crunch when your foot comes down on 'em.

    Kevin: Have your ferrets ever gotten a hold of one? They done eat them, they just play with them till they are dead.

  • 7 months ago
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    UPDATED2X: Two white supremacists are suspected in a Fort Worth double shooting

    "Jason Rice Verified

    And let's not get too hasty on the Go/No Go death penalty argument.

    It's just the current option we have for "Voting Them Off the Island"TM

    Happier? I vote: to the sharks! "

    Caeser has spoken… Do I get to carry out the sentence? Please let me carry it out. I have such wonderful ideas…

  • 7 months ago
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    Lakewood Neighborhood Association Charity Texas Hold 'em Poker Tournament VI

    I could go for a little hold 'em...

  • 7 months ago
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    UPDATED2X: Two white supremacists are suspected in a Fort Worth double shooting

    " Death Penalty is not an option!!! Give PRAISE to the Lord for his mighty salvation and deliverance in the lives of the involved. Praise the Lord there will be Brighter Days. "

    -Religious nut jobs scare me.

    White supremacist rate just a hair above pedophiles in my book, and if any of you reading this are one of the sheet wearing clowns you can kiss my American Indian butt. Sorry but given the option I would be the one flipping the switch. Hell I would even turn it into a spectator sport, let the families of the deceased go after ‘em “with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch”(stolen from Pulp Fiction). I don’t remember what comedian said it but I love the fact that Texas has an “express lane” on death row. Get that sucker running like a twisted Rube Goldberg machine.

  • 7 months ago
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    Dallas strip club to hold job fair

    ::What a single man going to do......that is ...well..?

    4Chan here he comes... Kidding..

  • 7 months ago
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    Fort Worth to spin webs over dangerous dogs

    Are we forgetting “The Running Man”? If it worked on Schwarzenegger it will work on Cletus the meth-head.

  • 7 months ago
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    Dallas strip club to hold job fair

    ::Now, Tumbles.... would you rather be told you should think about that job or that you shouldn't?

    ...but, yeah, that was my first thought. I think it depends on whether he/she slapped your butt on the way by as they said it. (That's the delineation I always use)

    Beat me to the punch... Well played good sir..

  • 7 months ago
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    Questionable ad of the day: Burger King's "SpongeBob Got Back"

    Rick I would like to apologize for my previous post I was a bit tipsy last night and my statement was reactionary and a bit harsh. Friends don’t let friends drink and post.

  • 7 months ago
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    Questionable ad of the day: Burger King's "SpongeBob Got Back"

    Sweet buttery christ Rick? Seriously? Sorry but wake up and smell the twothousands(sp?).. Capitalists pigs? Please you, I and everyone else sold out along long freaking time ago. And if you didn’t I hope I don’t kick your box on accident on my way to the office. The “we” are not in the sixties anymore. Put down the hash pipe and the demonstrationist verbatim and step up to the plate and suck it up. You, I, and everyone else sold out a long time ago, welcome to the suck here is your helmet. Seriously if you are as old as you say you are you should not be offended you should be happy that we are moving toward a more liberated front. In any case you miss my point that 90% of the world laughs at this crap because it is exactly that “crap”. Nothing more than something to sell a product, and as I stated we(Americans) have way to stringent a view on pure and un-pure. If you don’t approve there is a Amish or Quaker colony somewhere close..

    Cho... you are the bomb..

  • 7 months ago
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    Questionable ad of the day: Burger King's "SpongeBob Got Back"

    First off let me tell you that for the most part I agree with you using “sex” even if it is girls with boxes in their pants, to sell products feels wrong. That being said, we live in the 21st century and not the 1950’s. Gone are the days when first base was holding hands (do we even have base’s anymore?). We also live in America, a country that was started on many puritanical views. In Europe they use nudity to sell everything from OJ to soap. Why does this work for them? Because they have removed the taboo aspect of the human body. When I was a kid I remember lying to my friends about seeing a female breast and such because it was something forbidden. Nude beaches in France and Spain are commonplace and not shocking at all. It seems a bigger faux pas to point out the nudity than to be nude there. Now I will admit when I was in Palma Spain I did see some things on those beaches that took quite a bit of mental bleach and a lot of scotch to remove, but you take the good with the bad. I am getting off point, as we move forward as Americans we have to move along with the times and such. Do I like seeing teenage and pre-teen girls with baby-doll tees that say “Sexy” and what not, not really(Chris Hanson enters). But it’s the times we live in and what we have to put up with. I firmly believe that once we get over the whole forbidden fruit thing, items like this will be laughed at for what they are. As a side note to this I asked my friends that are fathers, one with a boy and a girl the other with two girls, what they thought of this. Neither was surprised by it and both admitted the kids didn’t even acknowledge the women only Sponge Bob. However one of them did point out an intriguing point. It sounded like a little racial rhetoric but after thinking on it, it seemed true. BK’s demographic seems to be pointing to a more racial specific group. It also doesn’t seem to be the first time they tried to target a racial demographic. (See the Texas burger campaign they had to pull) Just something to think on.

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