Posted on August 21, 2008 at 9:49 a.m.

I've always wanted to be friends with a sandwich.

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Posted on August 21, 2008 at 9:29 a.m.

Uh, why not shift to neutral and coast. Or just kill the engine, flip the hazard lights and wait for the cavalry. Rather jack up the transmission than try to steer an out of control bus on the service road of all places.

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Posted on August 18, 2008 at 9:32 a.m.

What if he got an Escalade front-end conversion kit for his F-150? Or just the badges from one? What kind of idiot lives in Texas and tries to keep pick-up trucks out of the neighborhoods. And freaking LOL at the Honda Ridgeline being ok to park.

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Posted on August 7, 2008 at 1:55 p.m.

And he's got no class off the ice either. He gave an interview during the Rangers game last night, and came off as kind of a jerk. Right as he came on, there was a collision at home between Pudge and Murphy(I think). This was a good solid collision, knocked Pudge out of the game. Anyway, he sat there and called them soft and that he takes harder hits during warm-ups and made other jerk like comments. But I guess that's what you'd expect from an enforcer. But I can't fault him for openly expressing his desire to be interview by Erin Andrews.

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Posted on August 6, 2008 at 3:56 p.m.

I've noticed the posted limit is 45 at the booths, but never seen form of law enforcement there to, uh, enforce it. Come to think of it, I've hardly ever seen any police officers on the toll roads. Well, on the DNT anyway. Saw several traps on the Bushway back when I used it to commute to work.

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Posted on August 6, 2008 at 10:22 a.m.

You're in their country, you're subject to their rules. Know them before you get there. Texas has one rule; You kill us, we will kill you back.

You can't have people going to foreign countries and committing crimes and get away with it just because they're a citizen somewhere else. Otherwise you might have travel packages that include "violence against the locals."

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Posted on July 30, 2008 at 3:48 p.m.

Congrats on the phones. Sure it will be a nice addition. Beats my offices system of customers calling in, then having the secretary run around trying to find the person the customer wants to talk to. Plus our office is a maze and we hide when the phone rings.

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Posted on July 16, 2008 at 3:57 p.m.

Ah, lame. I was ready to have great fun at your expense Doyle when your plan fell through. Of course if it did backfire, I probably could have heard you screaming about it from work here.

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Posted on July 16, 2008 at 2:51 p.m.

Exactly, shouldn't a peace officer be able to recognize drugs when they see them? Especially weed. I wonder how much money they waste "testing" plants.

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Posted on July 15, 2008 at 3:01 p.m.

Watching him hit left me speechless. Was truly amazing to watch him crush home runs with such ease. But, I did have a nagging feeling that it was going to turn out the way it did. Nonetheless, it was spectacular to watch and something baseball needed in the wake of 'roids and such.

Also enjoyed Reilly's rip on atheists.

Didn't enjoy commentators mention of his past cocaine use after his every swing and every swing of every other competitor and during commercials. We got it. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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