Comments by The Law Reviewers
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Posted on April 29, 2008 at 9:24 a.m.
Bob - The ABA doesn't license attorneys. And, p-r-o-m-i-n-e-n-t-l-y. Prominently. That will be $350. Thanks. :)
Posted on April 3, 2008 at 9:45 p.m.
A One Act Play, by The Law Reviewers: Last Friday Night at Kirk Brewer's House
[A long time ago, in a household not far enough away...]
Kirk's Mom: "Kirk, sweetie! Come up from the basement! Billusa99 is here for dinner!"
Kirk Brewer: "Heyyyyyy, don't call me 'sweetie' in front of the foodie crowd! How many times do I have to tell you that? I'll be up in a minute; I just have to finish this post on Internetfoodietoughguys.com... Heh, take THAT, Bill Addison. Or should I say, Bill SADison?"
[later...]
Billusa99: "Mmmm, Mrs. Brewer, the mashed potatoes are serviceable, but the turkey dressing has hints of gooseberry-almond flanges, which, as you should know, have no place in a harissa xylene based dressing. You said there would be wine at this dinner, and all I see is a 1999 Caberlot blend. And where are the tomato-infused harlots with the mushroom-pancetta base I was promised?"
Kirk's Mom: "Uh, thanks, Billusa99...?"
Kirk Brewer: "Yeah, and the food sucks, too!"
Billusa99: "Hee - good one, Kirkster! This reminds me of the time we went to Star Canyon and you planted the waterbug in the foam dressing of the escargot souffle so we could get the bill comp'ed. Good times."
Kirk Brewer: "Good times, indeed! Hey, after dinner, let's go to the Inwood Lounge and glare at the people on dates."
Billusa99: "Deal. Thanks for the awful mess you call 'dinner,' Mrs. Brewer. What is this, a Whataburger? Pfft."
aaaaaaaaand, scene!
Posted on March 31, 2008 at 6:12 p.m.
Hey Kirk, we feel really sorry for you if you're admiring Ocean's silly comments. But, cheer up, we've found a new avatar for ya:
Or you could try the picture from TG's link above. Cheers!
On Central 214 at Hotel Palomar giving away samples from spring menu and cheap prices on wine
Posted on March 25, 2008 at 9:27 p.m.
Wow, now we've ticked off Bill Atherton AND Dean Fearing -- mission accomplished!
Posted on March 25, 2008 at 8:57 a.m.
Hey there, Bill, a Cuban colleague informed us that guacamole is not strictly a Cuban dish so whaddaya gonna do?
Anyway, we just figured out what the Bill is short for -- you're noted character actor William Atherton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0040472/bio), aren't you? We're huge fans of your work!
Posted on February 11, 2008 at 6:14 p.m.
Medina's lunch menu disagrees with you: http://www.medinadallas.com/menus/nov.... But then lunch menus can be disagreeable that way.
Posted on December 28, 2007 at 10:58 a.m.
But Kirk, you forgot to mention our favorite comment from that same thread:
http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2007/...
Happy New Year to you and yours!
Posted on December 28, 2007 at 9:13 a.m.
Here's some more horn-tooting favorites of ours from the past year (cause we loves us some us):
Alo: But Alo’s cool vibe was just that, without too much pretentiousness. The crowd was a good mix of the 325i and the 750 set, and some of the patrons even appeared to have over 80,000 miles on them.
Sushi Japan: Let’s see, there was salmon, shrimp, two kinds of tuna, mackerel and another kind of fish we’ll call Fred. ... The sushi roll lunch special was lighter than the box combo in that it does not include the box’s salad, watermelon or Fred.
Mama's Daughters' Diner: Also, the gentleman who shows you to your table resembles a short version of the drug kingpin’s henchman from "Clear and Present Danger," popular Portuguese actor Joaquim de Almeida (a/k/a the Latin Phil Hartman). We think you need to know these things....
Luqa: Pretensions and high price points are a lot to live up to for a power lunch and, unfortunately, Luqa left us feeling as disappointed as Charlton Heston when he realized that he was he standing next to the Statute of Liberty on the middle of a deserted beach (but not as upset as when he realized that Soylent Green is people). So, on our filthy human five gavel rating scale, where five gavels is the original Planet of the Apes, and one gavel is that time one of us wandered into the closed-for-renovation gorilla habitat at the zoo, we give Luqa two gavels, or Ed, starring Matt LeBlanc as Jack "Deuce" Cooper, a hayseed baseball pitcher who befriends a chimpanzee and learns the meaning of life.
But wait, there's more! Act now and you can also get our complete recordings of the comedic stylings of Rich Little and our very special 'Law Reviewers' Delicious Dreck & Duck Gumbo' recipe. Supplies are limited so order now!
Posted on December 7, 2007 at 11:33 a.m.
FatCap: Thanks, FatCap. Did you mean "mob OF lawyers?" Although we'd never take sides against The Family.
Donna: Excellent idea! TG can judge. Here's our opening argument: [assuming Seinfeldian voice] S o, what is the deal with risotto? I mean it's a rice, but it's served like it's a pasta. Somebody tell me, cause I wanna know?
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Posted on May 20, 2008 at 1:20 p.m.
Wait a minute... so that's why we needed all those napkins!
Actually, we don't think they were homemade, but they were warm and tasty.
On Restaurant Review: Pena's Mexican Grill